A guide to pretending you speak Tagalog/Filipino
1. Add “’di ba?” (right?/innit?) to the end of your sentences.
2. Replace “really”/”very” with “talagang” or the question “Really?” with “talaga.”
3. Sprinkle a dash of “kasi” (because, or the “that’s why” that you add to the end of a sentence instead of saying “because.”)
You didn’t ask for directions,that’s whykasi.
4. Use Google Translate to find the most obscure word for what you’re trying to say. Deep Tagalog points.
You’re hair is so marilag and maluwalhati today.






